Hold nothing.

[OOC] In the Home of the Blowjob Scalliwags ...

2009-05-20T05:32:09Z

So Hakkai was linking stuff in our chan, such as:

<Heat[packing]> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/bscap361.jpg ahh fuck I love Hakkai
<Ikki> HAHAHA
<Sanzo> AHAHAHHAAHA
<Heat[packing]> Sanzo, Gojyo... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/possessiondoujinshihahaha.jpg
<Sanzo> OMFG
<Gojyo> ........ OMG
<Ikki> .......................
<Heat[packing]> Also Gojyo, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/sailorfugojyo.jpg
<Sanzo> ME EYES
<Sanzo> THEY BURN
<Gojyo> OH GOD I REMEMBER THAT
<Heat[packing]> And heck, while I'm in here http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/bscap337.jpg
<Ikki> HAHAHAHA
<Gojyo> STILL BEST EPISODE
<Gojyo> we should do that in camp again sometime

... and then Gojyo trees Sanzo.

<Gojyo> SANZO I
<Sanzo> ...
* Gojyo WAVES ARMS
<Sanzo> ......
<Sanzo> --GOJYO
<Sanzo> GOJYO
<Sanzo> kjvchsjlfnablfs!!!
<Gojyo> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
<Sanzo> also that icon unnnfff
<Ikki> -- GOJYO
<Ikki> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
<Gojyo> NOTHING
<Ikki> DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
<Ikki> AND SAYING
<Gojyo> ARE YOU REALLY
<Ikki> 8(((
<Gojyo> SORRY ABOUT THE ICON, SANZO
<Sanzo> ... you are not
<Gojyo> :)
<Heat[packing]> Hey Gojyo! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/c42ad9c1.gif
<Gojyo> .....................
<Gojyo> WHY AM I BEING LINKED TO THIS
<Sanzo> .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Heat[packing]> Haha! Oh, my mistake. I probably meant to link something else.
<Sanzo> JFDVJBFD HAKKAI I LOVE YOU
<Gojyo> fdjfjdkdsfjd
<Sanzo> c-can't breathe
<Gojyo> w-worst rickroll ever
<Heat[packing]> Yes, I probably meant to link something like this. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/clock.gif
<Gojyo> OTL

...

<Heat[packing]> Anyway, Gojyo, I think this should reassure you to my good intentions. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/potro.jpg
<Heat[packing]> Oh wrong link, I meant this. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/stabbystabby.gif
<Gojyo> ..............
<Heat[packing]> Haha, I did it again! I obviously meant this one. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/otp2.gif
<Ikki> alsdk;jfa
<Gojyo> OH MY GOD
<Gojyo> DJJDKDL
<Ikki> I love you forever Hakkai.
<Benkei> ...
<Gojyo> M-MINDGAMES
<Heat[packing]> Ha ha thanks!
<Heat[packing]> Really, I'm happy for you two.
<Gojyo> I THINK YOU ARE MISUNDERSTANDING
<Heat[packing]> Oh, no need to explain.
<Heat[packing]> I'm very open-minded.
<Gojyo> --BUT
<Benkei> ...so, I'll stock up on the beer for when your ol'man kicks you out and you need an excuse to come over. or something. :|a
<Gojyo> gjkdjkf
<Gojyo> IF I LIVE IT DOWN
<Benkei> yeah uh good luck with that
<Ikki> ... yeah good luck with that

Yup. Still love my cast. |)

[OOC] gdit hakkai

2009-03-30T19:07:51Z

<Hakkai> man, i was just thinking how suitable each of the ikkou's weapons are to them
<Hakkai> Starting from how Hakkai's involves SELF-HARMING USE OF HIS OWN LIFE ENERGY.
<Hakkai> and then Gojyo's got the weapon that's useful at all ranges but isn't particularly strong in and of itself
<Hakkai> and Goku's got the blunt but strangely flexible weapon
<Italy> ... that's a good point
<Hakkai> and Sanzo's got a small package.
<Hakkai> I mean.
<Hakkai> A compact but brutal method of ending things swiftly.
<Ari> sounds about right

I have the feeling I'll be putting a lot of saiyuki #chan quotes up.

[OOC] Since everyone else is doing it

2009-01-29T05:55:50Z

Poll includes: Fay, Yuuko, Sanzo, Kairi, Mamori, Izark, demon!Izark, Akaba, Tres, Winry

View Poll: SEXY POLL

Results from CFO poll:
Fay: 0
Yuuko: 11
Sanzo: 6
... Mamori: 1 ilu2 Katou-san

[IC] Sanzo Ikkou's Mistletoe Continuations

2008-12-22T21:15:24Z

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL WHORES

[Memeeeee] of the icon kind

2008-08-12T18:50:42Z

You comment here with the relationship, and I will give you the icons:
- The one they most enjoy getting
- Any (if applicable) they don't like getting
- The most "you" face you have
- And an icon they are surprised you have.

LINK YOUR USERPICS BECAUSE I AM LAZY I play Kairi, Fay, Yuuko, and Sanzo. o/

[IC] Continuationnnnns

2008-08-03T06:23:13Z

hopefully this will work

[OOC] Lazy Organization

2008-08-03T00:01:54Z

So a while ago, I'd set up a google calendar for each character of mine for easier thread tracking and search options. It's also nice to have it set up in a way that I can see over the whole month of activity. That and I just love the google calendar. ♥

ANYWAY.

Since I am a lazy person and don't feel like having to gather threads twice and put them in each character journal, I've made the calendars public and linked the respective calendar in each profile for my princess, vampire, witch, and priest. If anyone ever wants to ~~stalk~~ see what my characters are up to, they should be easy to find with the calendar links. o/

[OOC] Now I can't stop listening to this song

2008-07-22T00:00:53Z

So when you're semi-bored at work and Floor links you a certain video, what do you do?

Someone take Photoshop away from me. Please credit noooodley if you take! ♥

[OOC] App Post

2008-06-28T19:47:22Z

Character name: Genjo Sanzo
Series: Gensomaden Saiyuki
Age: 23
Job: Idiocy Control

Canon: Shangri-La: a beautiful and peaceful country, full of humans, youkai and the occasional none-of-the-above ... until the Minus Wave came to town and changed all that. Created by a forbidden mix of science and youkai magic, the Minus Wave triggers some wires to cross in the minds of youkai, making them go berserk and eat humans. Now that this peaceful country is full of raging youkai and tension all around, it's up to a group of three youkai (not affected by the Wave due to Special Reasons) and one priest, the Sanzo-ikkou, to save the day! ... Unless they kill each other in the process. Teamwork is so overrated.

The ragtag team's leader and namesake is Genjo Sanzo, one of the highest-ranking and most powerful of holy men, made recognizable by his white robes and the red mark on his forehead denoting his closeness to the gods. However, Sanzo is not your Average Buddhist Monk. While other monks are forbidden to have earthly vices, Sanzo smokes like a chimney, swears like a sailor, drinks like a fish, gambles, and packs a gun with deadly aim. His arrogant attitude is coupled with a wicked temper and cynical sarcasm, using phrases like "die" and "I'll kill you" often. Making his three companions do his dirty work, he prefers to remain above the melee unless the situation is desperate, wherein he will sweep in and finish it using his holy powers and his Smith & Wesson .38 Special.

Yet underneath his hard exterior, Sanzo is highly moralistic, quick to defend the weak, and he deeply cares about his traveling companions (though he will never admit as much). Following his interpretation of his late master's teaching of "hold nothing," he isn't ruled by social standards and disregards what most people would consider "the common good." Instead, he chooses to live for himself and die for himself, following his own path without regrets. As the group travels westward, Sanzo slowly comes to realize that it isn't the destination that's important, but the journey. ... Though that doesn't stop him from hating every minute of it, the hypocrite.

Sample Entry:

Listen up because I'm only going to say this once. Anyone who asks a question before I'm done gets shot.

I'm the 31st of China, Genjo Sanzo, sent to "provide instruction to the lowly denizens in the swamp on what is pleasing in the eyes of the gods, and what standards to aspire to." I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. If the gods wanted a babysitter for you brats, they would've sent someone with the time to screw around here and the patience to deal with idiots. All you need to know is: don't do stupid shit. For those of you who can't understand spoken language, see my gun I'm holding? Bad. Don't make me use it on you. If the rest of you morons still want your asses wiped for you, I've got some written instructions I'm supposed to read out loud. One word about my reading glasses and your ass will have another hole in it.

First on the list is don't use the shotguns they give you here. What kind of place gives out knockoff, piece-of-crap rifles that can barely fire straight or fire at all? Anyone who uses them deserves to get what's coming to them from the other side of the barrel. And if the jackass with the water pistol tries to demonstrate how to use them one more time, we're going to have a hands-on lesson on the difference that REAL bullets make.

Second, talk to the moogles every once in a while. They're the fluffy animals in all white with the red things on their heads. If you're the kind of dimwit who gets killed because you were taunting a psychopath or playing fetch with the lake monster over there, you'd better follow this one. Use them more than once and you might as well stay dead. It'll save all of us the trouble of dealing with your future idiocy. ... As an addendum onto that, touch me and die. Just because I have a red mark on my forehead does NOT mean I'm here to save anyone. Do I look fluffy to you?!

The third point's too fucked up to read -- hell, I don't even know if there was a third point in the first place since there's only question marks. Next.

Pr-- Who the hell wrote "profit" on my paper?

That's it, these half-assed instructions are pissing me off. I'm done with this, so get someone else to hold your hand. Or if you're feeling especially masochistic, figure out the rest of it yourself. If you don't annoy me anymore, you might just make it out of here alive. Don't expect any congratulations for it, either. Only the ones with the strongest will to live are the ones who survive. The gods don't save anyone: you have to save yourself.

... If you sing "somebody saaaaaaave me" one more time, I will kill you.

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